Good Omens Recs

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Please note that most of these story recommendations were made before I reconsidered my warnings policy (i.e., before I decided to include warnings). Generally speaking, there's little of a dark or violent nature to warn for in these stories, but...caveat lector.

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afrai: Living Arrangements.

afrai: Sparks. (Pepper/War)

Aja (bookshop on LJ): Everything That Rises Must Converge. (Crowley/Aziraphale. Fence sitting.)

Aja (bookshop on LJ): "The Last Most Beautiful Day in the World." (Crowley/Aziraphale. There have been many beautiful days in the history of the world. A story of contrasts...and hope. Wonderfully written and a lovely relationship between C and A.)

Aria: Everything Else Is A Substitute For Your Love (7537 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, The Alternate Universe Is Accidentally Created By Adam Young, Angel Crowley (Good Omens), Weird Metaphysical Sex
Summary:

"You can't have been a demon," Aziraphale said. "No one used to be a demon. Why would you say that?"

attheborder: it's a new craze (5541 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Screenplay/Script Format, Getting Together, Banter, Fluff and Humor, In-Universe Fandom, Humor, Metafiction, POV Outsider, Social Media, Love Confessions, Post-Canon, Wahoo Answers, everyone sees it but them, The Mortifying Ordeal Of Having A Podcast, Tumblr, Twitter, Dialogue-Only
Summary:

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

copperbadge: The Norwegian Civil War (8732 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), (if you squint) - Relationship
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Original Angelic Characters, Adam Young (Good Omens), R. P. Tyler (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Questioning, Angels, Probably some blasphemy, AZ Fell's Halfway House for Wayward Angels, AJ Crowley's Angelic Job Placement Agency, Adoption, Genderfluid Character, Nonbinary Character
Summary:

It had never been Aziraphale's intention to found a sort of secret society of angry angels. Certainly he'd never imagined he might run a halfway house on Earth for them.

Daegaer: A Helping Hand

Daegaer: Bright With His Splendour. (Crowley/Aziraphale. Wars above, wars below. Very moving.)

Daegaer: Eight Nights. (Crowley/Aziraphale. Oh look! A yuletide challenge story that's not about Christmas. *g*)

Daegaer: The Firstlings of the Flock. (Aziraphale & Crowley. In which Crowley - quite inadvertently - does a very bad thing indeed.)

Daegaer: Home is Where the Heart Is (Dogma/GO crossover. Aziraphale goes to America, Crowley joins him . . . and who should they meet but Loki and Bartleby?).

Daegaer: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Daegaer: Ordinary People (AU "Ezra Fell and Tony Crowley were just two ordinary people")

Daegaer: Seven Circles To Leave Your Lover In (The Pandaemonium Remix). (Hastur/Ligur. "Hell has special punishments for every sin. Hastur isn't used to seeing them from the wrong end of the pitchfork." Very funny. A remix of Lovely Zelda's "Seven Circles To Leave Your Lover In")

Daegaer: The Best Days of their Lives. (Sequel/AU to Louise Lux's Baby Snakes)

Daegaer: The Sound of Omens (Parody. A Crossover with the Sound of Music)

daughtersofisis: "Great Are The Myths" (Crowley/Aziraphale. "It's Thursday, and Aziraphale wants to get a few things cleared up; for example, now what?" Now what, indeed, after the almost-Apocalypse; Crowley would like the answer to that question as well. This is a long and wonderfully written and really pretty damned amazing story.)

deadgreeks: all i need, darling, is a life in your shape (14243 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, everyone really, Adam Young (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Angst, Repression, oh god the repression, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, look it's very dull and it's just the mortifying ordeal of being known, you have to listen to strawberry blond by mitski first, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Sharing a Bed, Podfic Available
Summary:

After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.

dollsome:i'd like for you and i to go romancing (6748 words)
Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Summary:

In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

e (etothepii on LJ): "I Used to Live Alone Before I Knew You" (Fusion with Sherlock BBC. John/Sherlock. "Where Mycroft is an angel, Sherlock is a demon, and John is still John." This is, as the author's notes say, a fusion, not a crossover. So...imagine Sherlock as Crowley, and Mycroft as Aziraphale, and John...as John. Wonderfully conceived and executed.)

FortinbrasFTW: Anthophilia (49446 words)
Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Original Male Character(s)
Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Flower Shop, shops across the street, Romantic Comedy, Developing Relationship, past relationship, one night stand appearing again
Summary:

Anthony J. Crowley's life seems like it's finally falling into place: his floral shop has begun to gain an undercurrent of appreciation in the design elite of London, and he might have even finally found a boyfriend who looks just right lounging on his Tenreiro sofa. Things seem almost perfect, until one day the empty shop across the street is leased to frumpy fellow Oxford alumni, who doesn't seem to remember Crowley nearly as well as he remembers him, which really shouldn't bother him as much as it does - it was ten years ago after all, and it wasn't even that good of a kiss.

Giddy Geek: A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later (Crowley/Aziraphale. Long and good.)

Grindylowe: Twofish. (Crowley/Aziraphale. Crowley buys a fighting fish.)

Handful_of_Silence: how big the hourglass, how deep the sand (27557 words)
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Life After the Apocalypse, Kidnapping, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, co-dependancy, Mutual Pining, Nobody Uses Their Words Properly, The South Downs Retirement Dream™, Imprisonment, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), Determined Crowley, After All This They Deserve a Little Cottage and a Spring Wedding, Angst with a Happy Ending, Domestic Fluff
Series: Part 1 of how deep the sand
Summary:

After the Apocalypse, and with characteristic slowness, both Crowley and Aziraphale think there might be something they need to sit down and talk about.

And then Aziraphale disappears.

Handful_of_Silence: love and its decisive pain (23522 words)
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Road Trip of Feelings, Dealing With Trauma, Healthy Coping Mechanisms, Communication, People Using Their Words, Hurt/Comfort, past trauma, Getting Together, Or Getting Together Properly, A Scenic Route of the Great British Countryside, Domestic Fluff, soft things, Minor Hurt Mostly Comfort, Idiots in Love, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Declarations Of Love
Series: Part 2 of how deep the sand
Summary:

The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.

Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.

irisbleu: "Wishes and Words to the Wise" ( Shadwell/Tracy, Aziraphale/Crowley, Newt/Anathema. And we mustn't forget the International Express Delivery Man, because as the summary says, "Somebody has to deliver the presents in the Universe's grand gift exchange." Cleverly done. Shadwell, in particular, is a delight.)

KA Rose: One Big Happy Pantheon. (cross-recced in Dogma and Good Omens. Gen/Slash. The son of Satan meets the daughter of God. Crowley, Aziraphale, Loki, Bartleby . . . others)

KarotsaMused: Ears. (Gen. And a kitten.)

Kedreeva: If We've Got Nothing (We've Got Us) (29657 words)
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, at least a little angst anyway, Happy Ending, Wingfic, Wings, Angel Wings, Asexual Character, Asexuality, Asexual Relationship, POV God (Good Omens), through time, Found Family, Post-Canon
Summary:

Two months after the world didn't end, Aziraphale finds the first dark feather growing in his wings.

lady_oneiros: "Antigen." (Gen...mostly. "Why exactly was Pollution chosen as Pestilence's replacement? Pestilence summons Pollution so that he can clear the air...so to speak." Smart.)

lavvyan: A Thousand Books of Histories (5920 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Crack Treated Seriously, No Drugs Were Imbibed During the Making of this Fic, Book fairs, Trips Around the World, Foodie Aziraphale, Snek in Disguise, Oblivious Aziraphale (Good Omens), Asexual Relationship, Queerplatonic Relationships, you can read this as friendship, I wrote it as a romance though
Summary:

Aziraphale is an immortal book collector, and Crowley is his favourite book. When Aziraphale goes off to visit book fairs around the world, Crowley finds his own way of tagging along.

Louise Lux: Baby Snakes (mpreg...of a sort)

Louise Lux: Naked and Unashamed

Louise Lux: Presents

madsciencechick: "Apple." (Crowley/Aziraphale, implied Adam/Pepper. "Normal boys don't give presents at their own weddings. Unfortunately for Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam Young has never been a normal boy." Sweet and sexy.)

magicicada: "Until the End that is to Come" (Newt/Anathema, but so much more than that. Hope and terror and sweetness and tension war in this story of what the end really looks like. Includes a fantstic set of demons - Crowley included - for the demonically inclined amongst you.)

magpie: Cumulative effort

Mary: Christmas mixer. (Cross-recced in Dogma and Good Omens. Gen - although with some Crowley/Aziraphale subtext - and a perfect Metatron voice.)

Musegaarid (musegaarid on LJ): "Don't Know Much About History" (Adam, Crowley/Aziraphale, and DEATH! "Adam learns why the thirteenth century wasn't quite as boring as the fourteenth." Funny and charming.)

Musegaarid (musegaarid on LJ): "Falling Without a Parachute" (Crossover with James Bond. Bond/Crowley. In the summer of 1955, Bond is on a train to Zurich when, by chance, he shares a table in the dining car with a dark-haired man wearing sunglasses. Excellent voices and a perfect blending of the two universes.)

Nny (villainny on LJ): "Wednesdays" (Crowley&Aziraphale...hinting at C/A. Now that Adam is old enough to be studying at university, Aziraphale and Crowley have temporarily found new careers for themselves. Perfectly drawn characterizations and a clever, sly look at university life. An excellent story.)

Nny (villainny on LJ): "World Without End" (Crowley/Aziraphale. "'Home' was always one of those subjective words, of course." A plotty and clever future history, that perfectly treads the line between dystopia and charming fairy tale)

Patrick Phelan: Revisited and Riding Out. (Pepper, when War comes to town.)

penknife: Comfort and Joy. (Crowley and Aziraphale and the giving of gifts. It's the thought that counts.)

punkfaery: come as you are (10072 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Body Image, Eating Disorders, Insecurity, Lack of Communication, Idiots in Love, Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Light Dom/sub, Wall Sex, Chubby Aziraphale (Good Omens), Alien Gender/Sexuality, Fluff and Angst
Summary:

Aziraphale visits a modern art gallery, goes on a diet, and submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known. Not necessarily in that order.

punkfaery: every angel is terrifying (4769 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Eldritch Angels, Body Horror, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Idiots in Love, Established Relationship, Kissing, Theology, Domestic Fluff, is it possible for something to be sappy and horrifying at the same time, because that's what we're going for here, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
Series: Part 1 of elegies
Summary:

“Why does it bother you?” Crowley asked. “Even if you can’t get to them in time to wipe their memories, it’s not like anyone’d believe them. Kid goes running to her mum saying Ooh, I’ve just seen a bloke with three heads and a sixteen-foot wingspan, what do you think’s going to happen? Chances are they’ll just pat her on the shoulder and tell her what a vivid imagination she’s got.”

“That’s not what worries me,” said Aziraphale.

raiining: Find Me Somebody (10735 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Warlock Dowling/Adam Young, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Warlock Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth & Warlock Dowling
Characters: Warlock Dowling, Adam Young (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: College, Idiots in Love, antichrist!adam, sweet boi!warlock, references to Lucifer (TV), Homophobia, Homophobic Language, Happy Ending, minor Warlock/OC, Background Aziraphale/Crowley, Antichrist Boyfriends
Summary:

“You left me,” he said. “You both left me, for him. And I can’t even blame you, because I’d have left me for him too.”

raiining: Like a Juke Box Playing the Same Dead Record (8142 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Lack of Communication, Communication Failure, Oblivious Crowley (Good Omens), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Canon, Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens), Anxious Crowley (Good Omens)
Summary:

“We’re not friends,” Crowley growls. He hears the angel suck in a breath and thinks, with some mean part of himself, good. “You said that we’re not. You don’t have to do this. I’ll be fine.”

Ref (refche on LJ): "Winter Burn." (Crowley/Crowley's wings. "Anyone can create a pair and start fondling them, but to touch one's core only with your fingers takes dedication." Sensual and evocative. And with wonderful illustrations!)

Rend_Herring: The Lightness of You (13937 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Introspection, Vulnerability, Inner Dialogue, Pining, A Lot of Pining(tm), Angst and Humor, Love, took some minor liberties with canon, POV Third Person Limited, POV Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Crowley, Poetry, Sexual Content, Religion, Let me work out my feelings ok, Praise Kink, but like... implied, and also overt?, First Time, neil gaiman meet me on the lands of my forefathers for battle
Summary:

God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.

rinnington: "Switching Teams" (Crowley/Aziraphale. Funny and smutty and ...what more could you ask for? Well, maybe inadvertent temporary body-swapping and just a touch of voyeurism.)

Sam Starbuck (copperbadge on LJ): Devil Took the Soldier Boy. (A Good Omens/Lord Peter Wimsey crossover. Gen. And absolutely lovely.)

singingtomysoul: good for the soul (3613 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Getting Together, Post-Series, Probably Book Compliant but it's been a while, Religious Themes canon-based and otherwise, More dialogue than I'd planned, TV Compliant
Summary:

Aziraphale doesn't feel guilty, for once, but has some things to confess.

Crowley doesn't think he has guilt, and doesn't plan to confess anything. On both counts, he's wrong.

SpinnerDolphin: A Devil Put Aside (for me) (23988 words)
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV), Murder Mysteries - Neil Gaiman
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Chloe Decker/Lucifer Morningstar
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Chloe Decker, Ella Lopez, Dan Espinoza, Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV), Linda Martin (Lucifer TV), Raguel (Murder Mysteries)
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, POV Outsider, Crowley is so confused, Ancient History, The Fall - Freeform, Lucifer is Still Angry
Series: Part 1 of Angel Network
Summary:

Aziraphale liked to keep tabs on his celestial buddies, but he was all tied up doing—Crowley didn’t really even know, being a lazy arse probably—so Crowley had gone to LA to check on Raguel.

But instead of a messed up archangel, he finds BLOODY LUCIFER HIMSELF. Bright side--well, weird side--the boss has apparently fallen in love with a human? So that's... something.

[A demon's perspective on Deckerstar. Or, for Good Omens fans, Crowley is totally bewildered when he finds out his boss kind of likes Earth, too. Should read clearly if you only know Lucifer or GO. Murder Mysteries is treated like ancient history, and explained in the narrative.]

thehoyden: Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake (3484 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: First Time, Post-Canon, Possessive Behavior, Service Top Anthony J. Crowley, Making an Effort (Good Omens), of one's own choosing, Cunnilingus, Snakes, Yelp Reviews
Summary:

He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.

tickety-boo (aka, facelesshellion): wherever you are, i'll come to you (11375 words)
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), implied Beelzebub & Gabriel
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Appearances by: various angels and miscellaneous humans
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fallen Angel Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley wants to help and reads articles online, when heaven said aziraphale couldn't love crowley he flicked them off and walked backwards into hell, Post-Apocalypse, aziraphale is hashtag DONE he just wants to trip jerks and love crowley, slight angst, demonic aziraphale is just a pettier version of angelic aziraphale, and crowley is HERE for petty demonic aziraphale
Summary:

“Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

“Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

“Slipped?”

“Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

“What’s done - ?”

“Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

torch (flambeau on LJ): And When He Falls (The first Crowley/Aziraphale story on the web. Back-up file available here)

unravels: "Better Than To Receive" (Crowley/Aziraphale. A clever homage to "Gift of the Magi.")

unravels: Its Own Place. (Crowley/Aziraphale. This time, it's really the end of the world . . . and a certain angel and demon realize they're about to lose more than sushi.)

Vyola: A Hole in the Hedge (Pepper)

Vivien: The Greatest of These

Vulgarweed: "Compromising Positions." (Crowley/Aziraphale. "Seven years after the death of Christ, our heroes are in Rome, and it’s festival time. Aziraphale is mildly enthusiastic. Crowley is blasé. The Emperor is insane." Clever, literate, and...slutty! *g*)

Vulgarweed: Wrong Turn at Yesod. (Aziraphale/Crowley. Slash *and het. Very demonic.)

Waxbean (waxbean on LJ): "How Shadwell Got His Groove Back" (Shadwell/Madame Tracy, Adam/Pepper, Adam/Shadwell. If I said this wasn't just a PWP but was actually quite sympathetic, especially to Shadwell, would you believe me? Didn't think so. As the summary says: "What could happen when the Antichrist is your sex therapist." Strangely hot.)

WritingIsMyCoffee: Jesus was a Crossmaker - part 1 of a series (4809 words)
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Just another confession fic, First Kiss, Based off the show bc I haven't read the book, but you better believe I'm going to bc holy crap I need more of these two, title from the Judy Sills song
Series: Part 1 of The Ineffable Future ft. An Ineffable Pair
Summary:

Humans. Their affections fester into madness and burn out like matches. Only those lucky enough to love someone that acts as their kerosene find it to be everlasting. Crowley may favor a fast-paced life, but humans are always in a dead-sprint to marry their soul-mate. Well, when one’s life expectancy is so short it does make a good deal of sense.

Crowley isn’t human, and he is blessed (no pun intended. Seriously, he’s a demon) to not have been created as one. The perks of immortality and corrupted divinity are far too enjoyable. But he must admit he’s grown soft. Soft for one peckish angel in particular, and to partake in more human traditions.

In which Crowley can't handle another 6000 years of pining and Aziraphale is very much himself.