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FIC (HP): "The First Encounter at Number 12, Grimmauld Place" (Snape/Sirius) - 2006
Written for hpshortfics: prompt - snape/sirius, the prick with the stick.
Title: The First Encounter at Number 12, Grimmauld Place
Author: Beth H (bethbethbeth)
Written in: March 2006
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Sirius
Words: 300
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing to speak of, except innuendo, implications, and rampant use of anapaestic tetrameter. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
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Snape: You're that prick with a stick whom I knew back in school.
Each day worse than the last...made me feel like a fool.
Charmed my hair Gryffie red, Jinxed my robes to not close
Cast a spell to have sausages hang from my nose.
Sirius: You dare call me a prick? You're a fine one to speak.
All that skulking around, every day of the week.
All those hexes you knew, each one used on my friends
For no reason at all, just your own sneaky ends.
Snape: For no reason at all? You are so full of shite.
Just preserving myself from the Gryffindor blight.
All so arrogant - all of you - back in the day
Turned me over - unrobed - just because I was gay.
Sirius: You were...what?
Snape: I was queer. Don't pretend that it's news.
Sirius: No, I swear. I knew nothing.
Snape (muttering): He said you refused.
Sirius: Refused what? Who refused?
Snape: Why, the werewolf of course.
It was in our fifth year, and I'd screwed my nerve up...
Sirius: And you what? Don't stop now.
Tell me now what you said/
Snape (quietly): I told Remus I'd quite like to have you in bed.
Sirius: Bloody hell! No, you never! I swear that he said
That you had secret plans and you'd see us all dead!
And that's why you were led...
Snape: ...to the Shrieking Shack, right?
It was Lupin's grand plan? That does not seem quite right.
Sirius (shrugging): He was jealous, I guess. Though we'd never...
Snape: Not once?
Sirius (defensively): I was young! And a virgin! And...kind of a dunce!
Snape: Hmm...we're stuck in this house
Sirius: Yes we are, damn our luck.
Snape: All the others are gone.
Sirius: So...do you want to fuck?
Title: The First Encounter at Number 12, Grimmauld Place
Author: Beth H (
bethbethbeth)Written in: March 2006
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Sirius
Words: 300
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing to speak of, except innuendo, implications, and rampant use of anapaestic tetrameter. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
***
Snape: You're that prick with a stick whom I knew back in school.
Each day worse than the last...made me feel like a fool.
Charmed my hair Gryffie red, Jinxed my robes to not close
Cast a spell to have sausages hang from my nose.
Sirius: You dare call me a prick? You're a fine one to speak.
All that skulking around, every day of the week.
All those hexes you knew, each one used on my friends
For no reason at all, just your own sneaky ends.
Snape: For no reason at all? You are so full of shite.
Just preserving myself from the Gryffindor blight.
All so arrogant - all of you - back in the day
Turned me over - unrobed - just because I was gay.
Sirius: You were...what?
Snape: I was queer. Don't pretend that it's news.
Sirius: No, I swear. I knew nothing.
Snape (muttering): He said you refused.
Sirius: Refused what? Who refused?
Snape: Why, the werewolf of course.
It was in our fifth year, and I'd screwed my nerve up...
Sirius: And you what? Don't stop now.
Tell me now what you said/
Snape (quietly): I told Remus I'd quite like to have you in bed.
Sirius: Bloody hell! No, you never! I swear that he said
That you had secret plans and you'd see us all dead!
And that's why you were led...
Snape: ...to the Shrieking Shack, right?
It was Lupin's grand plan? That does not seem quite right.
Sirius (shrugging): He was jealous, I guess. Though we'd never...
Snape: Not once?
Sirius (defensively): I was young! And a virgin! And...kind of a dunce!
Snape: Hmm...we're stuck in this house
Sirius: Yes we are, damn our luck.
Snape: All the others are gone.
Sirius: So...do you want to fuck?