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Behold the results of being wide awake at four in the morning!

Written before the publication of Half Blood Prince, i.e, before we knew anything about Zabini


Title: Blaise Zabini: The "Definitive" Guide
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Characters: Blaise Zabini
Rating: PG
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Faux Biography. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Word Count: 1162
Summary: The Life and Times of Blaise Zabini (pre-HBP edition)

Blaise Zabini: The Definitive Guide )
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I've never met a bandwagon I didn't like, so when Speranza's latest challenge extravaganza - "April is the cruelest month" - Tax Shelters: A Countdown to April 15th" - appeared on the LiveJournal scene, I had to make a contribution. Tax deductable, of course.

Written before the publication of Order of the Phoenix.


Title: Harry Potter and the Tax Seminar of Doom
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Characters: Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Bill Weasley, Sirirus Black, Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Original Characters,
Rating: PG
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Silliness. Random tax-related threats. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Word Count: 950
Summary: Nothing is certain but death and taxes...

Harry Potter and the Tax Seminar of Doom )
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Originally posted November 21, 2004. This entry includes the original contextualization *g*

So...mugglenet.com is reporting that according to "someone in a position to know," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is going to be released not much of a spoiler ). Ordinarily, I don't pay much attention to any rumors, even about publication dates, but mugglenet generally has some pretty decent spies at its disposal.

Of course, seeing this brings back all my anxieties about what's going to happen in the sixth book (read as "who's going to be bumped off in the sixth book"). I'm not one of those people who is able to willfully ignore canon, regardless of how distressing it might be (note: if/when Snape meets his end in book 6/7, I'd appreciate it if nobody reminds me I said this, because I'll be re-writing canon so fast, it'll make the collective [severed] heads of Highlander's Clan Denial spin), but every so often - in my more "can't distinguish fantasy from reality" moments - I think, "You know, I'll bet the characters are even more worried than I am." After all, JKR has said even less of a spoiler ).

But what if all the characters got together and just said...no. After all, Rowling hasn't finished writing the last two books yet; surely those Fictional Character Self-Preservation Instincts (tm) must be kicking into high gear right about now...

When the Muses [go on] Strike
by Beth H.
(c) November 21, 2004

(with all due respect and affection and massive apologies to J.K. Rowling.)

J.K. Rowling walked along the main corridor of Hogwart School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her footsteps echoing in the empty halls. )
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I was thinking about birthdays and time and all that this morning, and somehow, this appeared out of nowhere. Like magic. I haven't even re-read the thing (I'll do so after I finish teaching). Justacat? If it isn't the stupidest thing ever, consider it your birthday present. If it is the stupidest thing ever, well...accept my hearty best wishes instead. :)

World enough and time
by Beth H
(c) September 9, 2004

World enough and time )
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Trixie wrote: "...also, woman, we're sharing fandoms again. ::channels my inner-Ingrid:: You should write me a ficlet! I demand it! *g*"

So...at supersonic speed - and in honor of both trixiesfic's birthday and The Grint's stoner hairdo - I came up with this: Unadulterated silliness / Trio (but not smut)


Yes, there are two paths you can go by...
by Beth H
May 26, 2004

Yes, there are two paths you can go by... )
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Because it should be clear to anyone's who's watching this space that I've never met a bandwagon I didn't like, here's an insta-supplement to [personal profile] cesperanza's latest challenge extravaganza: "April is the cruelest month" - Tax Shelters: A Countdown to April 15th".

My less-than-serious Harry Potterverse tax shelter contribution:

Harry Potter and the Tax Seminar of Doom
by Beth H
(c) March 2003

...the Tax Seminar of Doom )
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Another entry for the "Great Elf Round-up." Again, it's all Ces's fault.

a LotR/HP elf challenge rule breaker )

Now if only I could be so...um...productive with my real stories.

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