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Written as part of the houserareathon on LJ in 2005

Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Title: "What Isn't There"
Fandom: House, M.D.
Characters and/or Pairing(s): Wilson/Cameron (mention of Cameron/Chase, semi-implied House/Cameron, implied House/Wilson)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1100
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Mention of Infantilism play. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Summary: Sometimes, the most obvious thing is what isn't there.
Author's Notes: A riff on the metaphoric notion of phantom limbs, based on the following assigned fest prompt: "The body is not an allegory--it can't help that it looks like one, any more than it can avoid not being able to stay." -Carl Phillips

What Isn't There )
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Written as a pinch hit for madsciencechick as part of the 2005 'Shackin Up' Secret Santa exchange

Title: O Lucky Man
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters and/or Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2290
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Underage pairing - implication only. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Summary: The Yule Ball approaches, and both Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have dates - or at least they did before Professor Slughorn introduced them to Felix Felicis.

The Turning Point )
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Written at the speed of light for McKay's 2005 Candy is Dandy challenge (Character/Candy prompt: Hagrid and Treacle Fudge) Warning: Bad science ahead. Don't you kids try this at home.

Title: It's the Great Pumpkin, Harry Potter!
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Weasleys, Hermione, Snape, Various Death Eaters.
Rating: PG
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Reported death of Death Eaters? Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Word Count: 1927
Summary: For the first time in his life, Harry Potter was looking forward to his birthday.
Author's Note: The title is, of course, a riff on the Charlie Brown/Peanuts classic Halloween special title!

It's the Great Pumpkin, Harry Potter! )
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Written December 30, 2005 for HP Short Fics with the following prompt: autumn, must include running water, harry/anyone as long as it's [c]ross-gen

Title: Strange Bedfellows
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing in particular. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Word Count: 482
Summary: Harry returns to an abandoned Hogwarts where a mystery correspondent awaits.

Strange Bedfellows )
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Behold the results of being wide awake at four in the morning!

Written before the publication of Half Blood Prince, i.e, before we knew anything about Zabini


Title: Blaise Zabini: The "Definitive" Guide
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Characters: Blaise Zabini
Rating: PG
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Faux Biography. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Word Count: 1162
Summary: The Life and Times of Blaise Zabini (pre-HBP edition)

Blaise Zabini: The Definitive Guide )
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Based on the theory known as Knight2King (now here) (Ron = Dumbledore)

Title: Second Chances
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: May 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Albus Dumbledore/Hermione Granger (sort of), Minerva McGonagall, Phineas Nigellus Black
Words: 1130
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Attempted Dub-Con. Portrait Voyeurism. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here

Second Chances )
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Written for smutty_claus 2005. Many thanks to musesfool for the beta. Set during OotP, but assume spoilers for HBP.

Title: Too Close, Not Close Enough
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: December 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Remus/Tonks/Sirius
Words: 3384
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Threesome. Cousin incest. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here
Summary: Number 12, Grimmauld Place has always made Remus feel claustrophobic.

Too Close, Not Close Enough )
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(Sparked by a debate/discussion over Hermione and S.P.E.W. going on in one of my poll posts. And yes, in that post I'm all "Yay S.P.E.W!" because . . . slavery's bad, you know? In this ficlet, well, let's just say I can argue out of both sides of my mouth.)

*Dedicated to "Happy" [enslaved] House-Elves everywhere


Title: Kindred Spirits
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in:July 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Hermione Granger, Various Other Gryffindors, Winky
Words: 1196
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing to speak of. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here.
Summary: Hermione has more in common with the House-Elves than she knows.

Kindred Spirits )
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A little ficlet written for Violet Quill's "Make The Yuletide Gay" challenge, for which I received the prompt: "Ornaments!"

Title: Not Just Ornamental
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: December 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Words: 526
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing to speak of. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here.
Summary: A Christmas Eve ficlet.

Not Just Ornamental )
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Set immediately after the events of HBP - and AU after that book. With many thanks to Luthien for beta.

Title: In From The Cold
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: July 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alastor Moody, Gawain Robards, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Various OC
Words: ~23800
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Alley Sex, Fellatio, Spy Hijinks. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here.
Summary: What good is a spy without someone to report to?

In From The Cold )
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I had intended to write this pre-HBP/DH story for the LJ community Close Contrast's 'Severus and Minerva MiniFest', but life got in the way, as it so often does. However, here - a mere five months later than planned - is the story I would have posted if I had actually written it on time.

Many thanks to Luthien for beta and for prodding me to actually finish the story.

Title: Home Studies
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: June 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Snape/McGonagall, Hermione.
Words: ~5000
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Death Warning for Albus Dumbledore (which, yes...he dies in canon, but this story was written before HBP was published, so the death may come as a surprise for some readers). Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here.
Summary: "The best laid plans of mice and [wo]men gang aft agley..."

Home Studies )
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A little seasonal Snape/Hagrid story, prompted by a comment in Rexluscus's LJ. She was talking here about how seeing all the secret santa requests saying things like "no necro and no scat" cracked her up, as if that's all anybody would write for holiday stories if they weren't instructed not to specifically. She wrote: "I've been extra good this year, Santa. But just so you know? I'd prefer that you not send me shit in a box this year. Thanks!" So. Comment-fic that got out of control.

Title: No Exchanges, No Returns
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in: December 2005
Fandom(s): Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Hagrid
Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): (skip)Nothing to speak of. Please leave a comment if you believe anything should be added here.
Words: 951
Summary: Guess who drew Snape in the Hogwarts Secret Santa?

Read more... )
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Originally written in December 2005

Title: The Mark of Cain
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Characters: Snape/Harry
Possible warnings - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): Nothing to speak of. Please leave a comment if anything else should be included here.
Word Count: 17,706
Author's Note: Written for Kai as part of the 2005 'Merry Smutmas' Secret Santa Exchange. Thanks so much to Gaeta and Luthien for betaing! (Hungarian translation by Tothem)
Summary: After the defeat of Voldemort, the Ministry has found a way to deal with the Wizarding World's last remaining Death Eater. When Harry returns to England, he comes up with a different plan.

The Mark of Cain )
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Originally written

Title: The Source
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Characters: Snape/Harry
Possible warnings - highlight to view (may contain story spoilers): Nothing to speak of. Please leave a comment if anything else should be included here.
Word Count: 1,231
Author's Note: Written for the 'Snape is Straight' challenge. When Cordelia V and Painless J announced their Snape is Straight challenge I thought "Well, I can see Snape as straight with selected female characters, so maybe I could write this, but...if he's straight, then how am I getting him together with Harry or Remus?" and, being in a lazy mood, promptly abandoned the idea of the challenge. For a few hours. Then I opened a new file and wrote a story that was *still* a failure at keeping to the rules of their challenge, because for one thing, it's only 1188 words. For another, well . . .
Summary: Snape is straight?

The Source )
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Originally posted February 1, 2005.

Written for the third wave of Master and the Wolf: the Snape/Lupin Fuh-Q Fest. Challenge #230: "Snape, Lupin, or both of them, become trapped in a portrait."

Included herein is a none-too-subtle nod to Raiders of the Lost Ark and blatant misuse of Muggle artworks: I fully expect Arthur Weasley to appear on my doorstep at any moment. Many, many thanks to Luthien, who laughed in all the right places and performed lightning fast beta (except for the parts I changed *after* she finished).


Un endroit secret
by Beth H.
(c) January 2005

Un endroit secret )
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Written for Remix Redux III: Re-Loaded - as a remix of Daegaer's "Boys and Girls" (Go read it!)

Title: Boys and Girls (the "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" remix)
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in...: March 2005
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing/Characters: Crowley/Aziraphale
Words: 2059
Author Notes: A genderswap experiment, with many, many thanks to Louise Lux for beta! (With apologies to Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Daegaer - not necessarily in that order.)

Boys and Girls (the 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' remix) )
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Written for Chloe as part of the "while we tell of yuletide treasures 2005" Obscure Fandoms Secret Santa project. Many thanks to Isis and Fox for beta.

Title: On Warm Earth and Cold Stone
Author: Beth H([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in...: December 2005
Fandom: The Lion in Winter
Pairing/Characters: Richard / Philip
Words: 1198
Summary: Nothing could bring Richard the Lionheart to his knees; nothing but Philip, the king of France.

On Warm Earth and Cold Stone )
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Written for Lovely Zelda as part of the "while we tell of yuletide treasures 2005" Obscure Fandoms Secret Santa project.

Title: Written on the Body
Author: Beth H ([personal profile] bethbethbeth)
Written in...: December 2005
Fandom: Quills
Pairing/Characters: Marquis De Sade/Madeleine/Abbe du Coulmier.
Words: 1000
Summary: "Be forewarned, its plot is blood-soaked, its characters depraved, and its themes. unwholesome at best. But in order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the full measure of man. "
Author Notes:

Written on the Body )

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